Uncle Ozcar's awesome wise words of wisdom # 1: How to buy a condom
so, you want to get laid tonight, but you're afraid not about the fact you're going to have sex (after all, you've dreamt about this all the time) but for the fact that your girl won't make sex with you without protection and you don't have the balls enough to buy a condom...
You're a silly excuse of a man!
There's nothing wrong about buying a condom for these reasons:
- No matter your age, they have to sell you a condom. It's not a porn magazine for Jesus Christ! From WikiAnswers:
Q: How old do you have to be to buy a condom?
A: store clerks don't usually care how old you are -they should be glad you are being responsible. No legal age, but if they know your parents they might tell!! :-}
So, as long as you buy it at a store that is not next to your house, everything will be fine.
- What store clerks want is to sell! All what they want to do is sell, they would even sell you a porn magazine if you had enough money .
These are some of the things the Store Clerk won't do when you buy a condom.
He won't ask for an ID
He won't call the police
He won't make fun of you
He won't laugh at you...After all, YOU'RE A COSTUMER and most of store clerks care about their costumers. You might ending coming back to buy more when you need it.
Now, follow this steps and you won't fail in your journey to buy the precious key to the precious vagina.
1.- First, check where the condoms are. Don't fool around like a fool! Just make visual contact to them...You won't need a lot of time to find them, they might be at the reach of your hand.
2.- Take them. If they're at the reach of your hand, just take them if they're not, ask the store clerk for them. Be straight, don't make fool comments. The store clerk won't make fool comments if you don't behave like a fool.
3.- Pay them. That's right, that's all.
You're out now. Remember to follow the instructions written on the condoms' box....
And that's all... Have fun and remember to wear always a condom when you have sex. Do never have sex without a condom or I'll tell your parents you didn't obey uncle Ozcar and that's what gave you aids and/ or other STD...
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